|The damning evidence|
|A diagram demonstrating 'Devito-ing'|
The research was funded by the Gonilocian government, the Magnificent Clown Industries (TMCI), and a private investor known as 'KC', and was supported by the International League of Heather Mason Look-a-likes (ILHML).
"I have no doubt that this study will prove to be sufficient evidence towards the age-old argument of [identifying the sex of] Katie," asserted Dr. Rigatoni Autopsy, supervisor of the study. "It should also help reduce the taboo of using Devito-ing in a published experiment. However, I think regardless of your stance on either of the two previously mentioned debates, scientists can now turn their attention towards more universally beneficial research, such as how we as a species can shrink Target down to a size where it could theoretically fit inside a choir practice room".
The paper outlining the findings of the Katie examination team is set to be published in the Salty Puppet journal in January of 2015. There will also be a live demonstration and explanation of the data at the Hall of Small Horse Shirts at some point this month.